do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv
i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
If this isn’t an accurate description of my life then I don’t know what is
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
I think this is my favorite series of tweets in the whole world